精彩对白
Classmate: Welcome, you guys. Listen, find your nametag, find out what table you're sitting at. Ashley, so good to see you! Oh, my God. Billy! Oh, my God, you're looking so svelte2. You used to be morbidly3 obese4. I was concerned.
Kev: Hey.
Jim: Hey, guys.
Kev: Hey, Jim.
Jim: Oz. Where is Mia?
Oz: She flew out this morning.
Jim: Oh. I'm sorry, man.
Kev: What about Michelle?
Jim: I am not sure yet.
All: Finch5!
Kev: What happened? I called the police department a thousand times.
Finch: I appreciate that, Kevin. But my mom, actually, bailed7 me out. Guys, I screwed up. That bike belongs to my boss. And I was promised a raise, and I didn't get it, so I simply borrowed it. The truth is that my life isn't interesting at all. I am an assistant manager at a Staples8 in Bayonne, New Jersey9. I lied to my best friends, and I'm sorry.
Jim: You know, Finch, just because you sold out and got a boring job like most of us, that doesn't mean you should be embarrassed.
Oz: Yeah, come on, man. None of that shit matters.
Finch: That means a lot, gentlemen.
Kev: What about your arm?
Finch: Oh. I spilled coffee on myself while I was driving.
Jim: No.
Finch: It hurt like a bitch, though.
Oz: I'll bet.
Kev: Jesus, Finch.
Jim: Oh, hey, check this out, you guys. Crazy, huh? Look at us. A lot of memories. Steve Stifler10. Hopes to keep the party going with his boys.
Oz: Any sign of him yet?
Kev: I don't think he's going to show.
Jim: Stifler?
Stifler: How'd you find me?
Kev: We asked your mom.
Finch: Oh, no. I didn't do anything.
Jim: We wanted to apologize for what we said last night. We didn't mean it.
Stifler: Yeah, you did. I get it, you guys think I'm a dick.
Jim: Okay. Well, maybe you are kind of a dick. But, you're a fun dick. And you're our dick.
Kev: Yeah, man. You were one of the biggest reasons that high school was awesome11.
Stifler: Yeah, high school was awesome. Then we graduated and everybody started getting jobs and getting married and having kids and all that other stupid shit. Now, look at me. I'm the bitch of this place.
Jim: Look, Stifler, none of our lives are perfect.
Finch: Especially mine.
Jim: But what do you say we keep this party going, and hit up this reunion together?
Boss: What the hell is going on here? Oh, my God. This is the jackass. You're not even close to being finished and you're up here chilling with your posse?
Kev: Sorry, we can explain.
Stifler: No, Kevin. Allow me.
Boss: Yeah, Kevin, allow him. This better be good, Stafler.
Stifler: It's Stifler, fucker.
Boss: Oh, wow. Who the hell do you think you are?
Stifler: Are you acting12 tough in front of your girlfriend? Huh? Because we both know she's only with you for your money. Definitely not for your dick. Because anybody that's peed next to you knows it's the size of a leprechaun's pinkie.
Boss: That's not true.
Stifler: That's not true. Oh, yeah, it is. Look, just because you got a fancy office and I don't even have a desk doesn't change who we really are. The truth is, you're still a dork, and I can still kick your ass1. But I'm not going to. You know why? Because I'm the fucking Stifmeister. And if you even look at me again, I will shit in your briefcase13. Dudes? By the way, I had no clue what I was doing with any of this shit, so you got a lot of work to do.
妙语佳句 活学活用
1. nametag: 名牌，用户标签
2. svelte: 苗条的
3. morbidly: 病态地
4. bail6 me out: 把我保释出来
bail out用在经济中也可以表示援助，帮助摆脱困境，譬如bail-out payment就是指援助款。
In the recent crisis no banks could manage to bail out the companies feeling financial pressure.（在近期的这次危机中，没一家银行能帮助那些处于困境的公司渡过难关。）
5. screw up: 弄糟了，搞砸了
6. check this out: 来看看这个
7. hit up: 请求
My friend hit me up for 10 dollars.（我的朋友请求我借给他十USD。）
8. leprechaun: 爱尔兰民间传闻中的小妖精
9. pinkie: 小手指
